If The Shoe Fits, It Isn’t Mitt: Campaign 2012 In Iambic Pentameter

Thanks to my friend HG, who inspired this.

Mitt Romney has no prayer in twenty twelve
His plans for higher office he must shelve
His Etch-A-Sketch positions won’t go far
He lies like hosing dog mess off his car
His managed care returns back to haunt his life
His hazing prep school days have caused him strife
His wife for one shows peasants no rapport
His hound as well will not provide support
His right wing thinks that he’s a total fraud
The undecided vote is under-awed
Unlike the POTUS, B. Hussein Obama
Mitt’s speeches have no, fun, finesse, or drama
There’s just one hope for this entitled jerk
That no one will remember Bush’s work!